Q: How do you get an FSU graduate to leave your house?
A: You have to pay him for the pizza.
Question: How do the Seminoles refer to the elderly?
Answer: As Coach
Question: What did the FSU Graduate say to the UF Graduate?
Answer: Do you want fries with that?
Question: What do you have when you find a trailer park surrounded by a bricked up wall?
Answer: Doak Campbell Stadium
Question: Why did Native Americans protest when the Sugar Bowl was going to be played inside the Superdome?
Answer: Because it's a sacred burial ground for Seminoles.
Question: How many Seminoles are required to fix a flat tire?
Answer: If it was a slow leak, 1. If it was a blow-out, 52.
Question: What happens when you drag a $1000 dollar bill through a housing project?
Answer: You get an FSU recruiting trip.
Question: What happens when a groundhog sees a Seminole?
Answer: Six weeks worth of bad football.
Question: Did you hear about the FSU alumnus running the Fortune 500 company?
Answer: No, neither did we.
Question: How many Seminoles are required in order to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but he gets four credits for having done it.
Question: How do you bake Seminole cookies?
Answer: You put them in a bowl and beat them for two and a half to three hours.
Question: When an FSU alumnus throws a grenade at you, what do you do?
Answer: Pull out the pin and toss it back.
Question: What is the best way to break the finger of a Seminole?
Answer: Just punch him in the nose.
Question: How do you prevent a Seminole from drowning?
Answer: Take your foot off of his head.
Question: What do FSU players end up getting on their SAT?
Answer: Drool
Question: What is the difference between porcupines and a room filled with Seminoles?
Answer: The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.
Question: Did you hear about Bobby Bowden's trip to the hospital?
Answer: He had a 52-20 blood pressure.
Question: How many Seminoles are needed in order to roof a home?
Answer: 3, but only if you slice them really thin.
Question: What happens when you cross a Seminole with a pig?
Answer: There are some things that a pig won't even do!
Question: If Lavernius Coles, Sebastian Janikowski and Peter Warrick are in a car, who is driving?
Answer: The police.
Question: What do you call a Seminole that is wearing a suit?
Answer: The defendant
A Seminole and a Gator were both using the mall bathroom at the same time, just one urinal apart. Once finished, the Seminole goes to wash his hands at the sink, but the Gator heads toward the door instead. "You must be from UF," The Seminole says, "Because at FSU we're taught to wash our hands." The Gator turns around and smiles at the Seminole. "At UF, we're taught not to pee on our hands."
Photo Credits: gtmcknight
Originally posted 2009-08-05 03:56:38. Republished by Blog Post Promoter
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